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Three People On The Plane

Once there were three people on a plane. The first person took a bite out of her apple, thought it was too sweet, and threw it out. The next person took a bite out of her lemon, thought it was too sour, and threw it out of the plane as well. The third person took a bite of his grenade, thought it was too explosive, and also threw it out of the plane. After the plane landed, the trio decided to go for a walk. They walked for a little bit until they heard a little girl crying nearby. They ran up to her. "Little girl, little girl, why is it that you are crying?" And the little girl looked at them and said, "an apple fell down from the sky and killed my new kitty." Then the trio walked away. A little bit further, they saw a little boy sitting on a bench crying. "Little boy, little boy, why is it that you are crying?" The boy looked up and said, "a lemon fell down from the sky and killed my new puppy!" Then the trio walked away. They walked a bit further until hearing a blonde laughing as hard as she could. So they approached her. "Excuse me, why is that you are laughing so hard?" And the blonde looked at them and said, "I farted and the building behind me blew up!"

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