2. Leave the photo copy machine to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

3. Sniffle for no reason.

4. Leave your turn signal for fifty kilometres.

5. Name your dog "Dog".

6. Keep your windshield wipers on through all weather conditions. Insit its to keep em tuned up.

7. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

8. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

9. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

10. Practice making fax and modem noises.

11. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

12. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

13. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.

14. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

15. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

16. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

17. Drum on every available surface.

18. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

19. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

20. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

21. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

22. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

23. Set alarms for random times.

24. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

25. Honk and wave to strangers.

26. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

27. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

28. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

29. Wear your pants backwards.

30. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

31. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

32. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

33. only type in lowercase.

34. dont use any punctuation either

35. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

36. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

37. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

38. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

39. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

40. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

41. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

42. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

43. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

44. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

45. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

46. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

47. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

48. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

49. Drive half a block.

50. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

51. Ask people what gender they are.

52. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

53. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

54. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

55. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

56. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

57. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

58. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

59. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

60. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

61. Wear a LOT of cologne.

62. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

63. Sing along at the opera.

64. Mow your lawn with scissors.

65. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

66. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

67. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

68. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something  about "psychological profiles."

69. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

70. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

71. Never make eye contact.

72. Never break eye contact.

73. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

74. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

75. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

76. Go to the Home Depot or Rona, most people with alot things in their cart don't want to push it all the way to the other side to get something, so if you ever see a cart if lots of things in it, and nobody around, take a few small things and hide them.

77. Go to companies beside your's with a glass and advise that your water cooler doesn't work so you'll have to use theirs.

78. Speak any language but English and French when ordering a sub. Get very angry when they put a topping.

79. Write in people's blogs that you are CIA and shutting the site down.

80. Take everything someone says sarcasticly serious. EG-Get outta here... really do.

81. Borrow someone's cellphone insisting it's an emergency call, but really call a friend and talk for ages.

82. Happily eat fattening food in front of fat people on diets.

83. Invite people to come over when you're not home.

84. Score in your own net during a soccer game insisting that God told you to.

85. Order the most expensive thing when people are paying for you.

86. Spray vinegar on car door handles.

87. Go to random weddings just for the food. When someone asks you who you are, just say you're from the opposite side.

88. Prank call random companies, and pretend order things that they don't even make.