A hippie walks into a bus, but is disgusted at the male driver for his ugliness. The hippie turns his head from him, and sees the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. He walks up to her, and asks if they can start some sort of a relationship. The nun immeidantly denies him, and storms out of the bus. The hippie walks to the driver and asks where he can find the nun again. The driver says that she's usually in the cementary at midnight, praying. The hippie smiles, and walks out. (He promises himself never to go on a bus again in case he runs into him. *optional to say*) Then finally at midnight, he goes to the cementary and spies on her. The hippie puts on a Jesus costume and approaches her. She gasps. The hippie starts the conversation. "I am Jesus! You will do me a favor!" The nun folds her hands. "Anything! Anything!" Then the hippie talks again. "I want to marry you." The nun flinches. "It's against the church, but no one will have to know." The hippie smiles as they kiss. Suddenly the hippie jumps back. He throws off his costume and starts laughing. "HAHA! I'm not Jesus! I'm that hippie you denied!" The nun steps back and throws off her nun gown. "HAHA! I'm not the nun either! I'm that bus driver!"