A blind man visits Heaven in search for his long lost son. He is approached by God. "What is it Old Man?" The blind man scratches his head. "I am in search for my son. He died a while back, and I would like to know how life here is." God answers, "I'll let Jesus handle this situation. I'm on my coffee break." And God walks away. Jesus walks up to the blind man. "What is it you need?" The blind man explains the situation again. Jesus then asks, "What does your son look like?" Just before he died, and just before I went blind, he had nails through his hands." Jesus opens his eyes. "Father...?" Jesus asks before getting closer. The man extends his arms. "Pinnocchio?!"