There are three guys; a Italian, a Canadian, and a Paki. All three were friends, and they all worked together. They would always have lunch together, and each moment would be enjoyed. So one day, they all got together and opened their lunches. The first to speak is the Canadian. "Aw man, I got salami again? That's it! If I have salami tomorrow, I am killing myself!" The Italian said the exact same thing; "I'll killa myself ifa I hava salami tomorrow!" Last was the Paki. "If I have the salami tomorrow, I will as well as you my friends, I too, will kill myself." So it was agreed. The next day, they got again together for lunch. Each one had salami, so one by one, they all hanged themselves. The next day it was the funerals for them three. Each man's wife was there. The Italian' wife burst into tears. "I knew I shouldna maka hima salami!" And she went of crying. The Canadian's wife punched the wall in anger and cried. "Why, salami? Why?! How could I pack such a thing?!" And she went of crying. Last, was the Paki's wife. But she wasn't crying at all. Infact, she was laughing her butt off. "I don't really care. He made his own lunch!"